Cretan Highway Code - part 3
West Crete Journal, July 2006

>Visitors are sometimes baffled by the home-grown Cretan traditional methods of driving here, so we hope that our final lesson will help you understand international road signs, Cretan-style ...

Try not to park on the pavement except when collecting groceries, children or newspapers.

Try not to double-park on the road except when collecting groceries, children or newspapers.

No U-turns, unless you've lost your way and no-one's looking.

No overtaking on the inside, except when the driver in front is a road hog and going far too slowly.

Try to keep at least one of your motorbike's tyres on the ground when doing wheelies.

Don't smoke and drink tsikouthia simultaneously.