Greek mothers (2)
West Crete Journal, June 2006

Eighty year old Eleftheria slowly walks into the sitting room of the old people's home and announces:

"Whoever can guess what I'm hiding in my hand, can make love to me tonight!"

"Is it a whale?", senile old Manolis asks her.

Eleftheria looks around the room, thinking.

"That's close enough."