Cretan Highway Code - part 2
West Crete Journal, June 2006

Visitors are sometimes baffled by the home-grown Cretan traditional methods of driving here, so here we continue our tongue in cheek series to help you understand the local version of the international road signs.  In this issue, we look at what light and hand signals mean, Cretan-style ...

I've hung my shopping on the indicator stalk.

My brake lens is broken.

"Hey, Yiorgo, how are you doing?"

I am keeping cool in the heat.

I am talking and emphasising a point.