Crete Journal, July 2006
Two Sisters of God are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and
the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get
even a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock
the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude.
In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.
"Who is it?", calls one of the nuns.
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and deciding that no harm
can come from letting a blind man into the room, they opened the door.
"Wow, you've got great bodies, girls!!" says the man, "where
do you want the blinds?"