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West Crete Journal, July 2006

Eighty-year-old Manolis man was having an annual health check.

As the doctor was listening to his heart with the stethoscope, he began muttering, "Po po po!"

Manolis asked the doctor, "What's the problem?"

"Well," said the doctor, "you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?"

"No," replied Manolis.

"Do you drink in excess?"

"No." said Manolis.

"Do you have a sex life?"

"Yes, I do!"

"Well," the doctor said, "I'm afraid with this heart murmur, you'll have to give up half your sex life."

Looking perplexed, Manolis said, "Which half - the looking or the thinking?"

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