Cretan
Highway Code - part 3
West
Crete Journal, July 2006
>Visitors are sometimes baffled by the home-grown Cretan traditional
methods of driving here, so we hope that our final lesson will help
you understand international road signs, Cretan-style ... 
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Try not to park on the pavement except when collecting
groceries, children or newspapers. |
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Try not to double-park on the road except when
collecting groceries, children or newspapers. |
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No U-turns, unless you've lost your way and
no-one's looking. |
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No overtaking on the inside, except when the
driver in front is a road hog and going far too slowly. |
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Try to keep at least one of your motorbike's
tyres on the ground when doing wheelies. |
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Don't smoke and drink tsikouthia simultaneously. |
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