Crete Journal, March 2005
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to a Greek on an overseas
After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman
bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she
told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian
"and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette and told me
she could never love another man."
When the Greek remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And
how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what
did she say to you this morning?"